the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????
As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening
i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed
i have three moods
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
"jesus take the wheel" has taken a whole new meaning
first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”
*deletes selfie like it never happened*
This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.