radgoku:

original-poster:

radgoku:

the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????

As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening

i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed

kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

gloomyteens:

"jesus take the wheel" has taken a whole new meaning

gloomyteens:

"jesus take the wheel" has taken a whole new meaning

garrettchow:

dotcore:

Pokémon Starters.
by Kiy Meister.

Lol Blastoise.

askinnyblackman:

first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”

beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.